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@daemonic3: [Home Depot]

"Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"

Clerk: Oh, with a little head?

"Nah, just verbally"

[Home Depot]

“Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails”

Clerk: Oh, with a little head?

“Nah, just verbally”

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