@Shock_Monster: Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter

@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.

@jackiembouvier: Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call.

@JermHimselfish: Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day.

@Rollmaninoz: Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)