@daemonic3: [Home Depot]
"Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"
Clerk: Oh, with a little head?
"Nah, just verbally"
![[Home Depot]
“Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails”
Clerk: Oh, with a little head?
“Nah, just verbally”](/cache/77446.jpg)
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