Funny Tweeter

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@SondraDeeMe: [home]
FRIEND: How'd family dinner go?
ME: Huge mess to clean.
F: It's spotless!
M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

[home] 
FRIEND: How’d family dinner go?
ME: Huge mess to clean.
F: It’s spotless! 
M: *sprays luminol* You’d never know they were even here.

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