@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
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@Death_Buddy: *gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*
@AmericanGent69: Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes.
@JohnHilsen: Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday.