@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
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@sugabelly: I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. 😒
@KingPatrick24: The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.
@BrettDruck: I posted "I did it!!!" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing.
@Spotzwoj: The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.