@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
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@FeverFlave: I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection.
@notfaizzy: My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!
@RobertManchild: My car is 13 years old. I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort.
@liliths_lair: The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.