@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
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@WheelTod: [Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
@Tmoney68: I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22.
@omgthatspunny: The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.