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@AHundredElbows: [home late]
Where were you?
"Uh, with my.. gf?"
Gf? Well, tell us about her! What's her name?
[commercial on tv] uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

[home late]
Where were you?
“Uh, with my.. gf?”
Gf? Well, tell us about her! What’s her name?
[commercial on tv] uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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