@fillthevacuum: <---- homeless romantic
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@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
@garrydavenport: I name photos of me stroking animals in files called "Fireworks and big dogs.jpg" so my cats won't find them on my computer.
@pplwtching: Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler. Note to self, I should wear clothes next time.