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@HomeProbably: I wish I had the confidence in humanity that Guinness had when they bought a 9,000 year lease.
@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.
@MartaEffing: Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*
@MeetingBoy: I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?