@HuffPostComedy: Honest wine recommendations are exactly what you need
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@donni: Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
@gojarbe: [gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway