@ch000ch: honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions
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@Chloestylo: When someone sneezes, I whisper, "Goes in tight.." It's actually German for "Bless you", but it sounds so naughty.
@HatfieldAnne: Sure I’d love a long chat. Let me make you more comfortable. *slides a cactus plant between us*
@envydatropic: I'm not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I'm just saying my dog's breath was minty fresh this morning.