@Mr_Kapowski: Honestly Officer, the pharmacy ran out of those orange pill bottles so they just gave it to me in this plastic baggie.
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@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.
@chrissyteigen: I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
@jimmytorosian: Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
@Smethanie: I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.