@Mr_Kapowski: Honestly Officer, the pharmacy ran out of those orange pill bottles so they just gave it to me in this plastic baggie.
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@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.
@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@MonSwanson: I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend "because I'm such a pretty girl". I'm a psycho, grandma.