@lewisheywood: Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine
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@LnL245: Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated.
@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...
@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
@Home_Halfway: BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired