@lewisheywood: Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine
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@shatterpants: When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?" Then I frown & order the soup.
@AnOrangeSNES: My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of.
@FullGrownChris: "Where are you all going?" A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking. "You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band