@MrMJCox: Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@theshamingofjay: God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to
@MarfSalvador: Lady: Help!! My husband isn't breathing! Doctor: LET ME PAST *elbows his way through the crowd* I've never seen anyone die before
@AlexRogaski: [Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back "what's up"
@just1fool: Always go into an interview high so they'll never be able to tell the difference in the future.