@MrMJCox: Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit
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@neiltyson: I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.
@Marlebean: Sometimes I look at my children and think "What did I do to deserve this?" And other times I think "What did I do to deserve this?"
@Adyaces: Dr: What seems to be the problem? Me: It's my hearing, Doctor. Dr: Can you describe the symptoms? Me: Mmm, well, there's Homer, Bart....