@MrMJCox: Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit
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@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
@TheMichaelRock: boss: are you high? me: no, i'm on dayquil boss: dayquil doesn't do that me: must be the cocaine then
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.