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@MrMJCox: Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit
@Sickayduh: In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"
@NotKarma: Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!
@paranoidplastic: i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly
@Parkerlawyer: Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding.
@gingerfaced: I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE