@Miciura: Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn.
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@LackOfShame: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
@online_rat: my son wont get past his bridge troll phase. its a phase all children have, where they live under a bridge and rob people with a gun
@sarcasm_inc: "2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS," I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle.