@Miciura: Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn.
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@Ygrene: [Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)
@tastefactory: Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.