@NeilReal: Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!
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@JasonLastname: Tell the dude at Starbucks your name is Poison Coffee, and when he calls your name, fall out of your chair onto the floor.
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.
@MrsRupertPupkin: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do.