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@DirtMcTurd: Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend?

"What? Why?"

It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it..

"It's OUR wedding!"

Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend?

“What? Why?”

It sounds boring and there’s no way that couple makes it..

“It’s OUR wedding!”

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