@WienerToboggan: "honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*
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@Darlainky: Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine.
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@PaperWash: [walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me