@WienerToboggan: "honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*
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@chrissyteigen: I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as "quiet"
@brichie13: "Donatello choose ur weapon" "I'll take a stick" "Really not a sword? Nunchu.." "A STICK" "Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?" "..." "Ugh"
@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?