@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
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@WildeThingy: It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport.
@leducviolet: Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe
@DirtMcTurd: My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing
@nocturnology: Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.