@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
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@_sweet_ham: My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
@LeonEarlgrey: The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it "shes probably lying airlines".
@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.