@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
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@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
@TheFearBoners: So PSY's song "Dear American" includes the lyric "Kill them all slowly and painfully" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about.
@Petote: Is that all? "I wanna stab you." Huh? "Cut your throat." What? "Drink your blood." Um. "Have your baby." Uh. "Kidding! I'll have a coke."
@Jake_Vig: HER: I don't know what you'd do without me. ME: HER: Please stop imagining all those things. ME: Ok.