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@DaddyJew: Honey, I think the milks gone bad

"what makes you say that dear?"

*milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?

Honey, I think the milks gone bad

“what makes you say that dear?”

*milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where’s your purse?

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