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@thatUPSdude: Honey I'm home from Costco.

"You didn't buy anything stupid this time?"

[looks outside at kayak strapped to roof rack]

Define stupid?

Honey I’m home from Costco.

“You didn’t buy anything stupid this time?”

[looks outside at kayak strapped to roof rack]

Define stupid?

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