@70Ceeks: honey it's not what you think- we were planning your surprise funeral
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@SondraDeeMe: Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced.
@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.