@70Ceeks: honey it's not what you think- we were planning your surprise funeral
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@WheelTod: Will I understand The Matrix if I haven’t seen The Matrviii? Will I understand sex if I’ve never had seix?
@DaddyJew: Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*
@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.