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@withanewname: "Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"

"You mean the birds & the bees?"

"DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"

“Honey, it’s time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas”

“You mean the birds & the bees?”

“DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!”

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