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@david8hughes: "HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!"
"Has it got ears?"
"YEAH."
"Tail?"
"YEAH."
"Is it the dog?"
"I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF--AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!"

“HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!”
“Has it got ears?”
“YEAH.”
“Tail?”
“YEAH.”
“Is it the dog?”
“I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF–AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!”

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