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@AnOrangeSNES: "Honey the baby is crowning!"
*Lifts up hospital gown*
"Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"
@ClichedOut: my grandpa: [watching me set up an email account] your password is 8 stars?
@TheCatWhisprer: I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.
@captainkalvis: ME: let's go to the International House of Pancakes
GERALD (a bunny): Ihop?
ME: you can do whatever you want, gerald, i'm getting pancakes
@Wakenbake77: Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat
@panmidwest: Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters