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@samalmightysam: -Honey, what made you fall in love with me?
-Your mother.
-But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
-That's why...

-Honey, what made you fall in love with me?
-Your mother.
-But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
-That’s why…

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