@jess_stratton: Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing.
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@themiltron: [first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there
@Contwixt: No one claims to like clowns, and yet there are clowns. What an evolutionary adaptive species they must be, clowns.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school