@jess_stratton: Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing.
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@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!
@lifeattiffanys: Teaching my kid math like: If swimming lessons start in 3 minutes and the pool is 10 minutes away, how late are we going to be?