@bsnc64: Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose
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@Dadpression: The first bird to chew food for her kids was probably just trying to leave for work on time.
@suntzufuntzu: Spotify has a new playlist called 'Screams'. After 5 minutes you recognize the screams as yours. After 30 you realize you never pressed play
@Nickadoo: Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel.