@bsnc64: Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Name one of your strengths" I didn't stab anyone today "That's not-" Yesterday wasn't so good tho
@justabloodygame: *detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! "Uh, Aaron?" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*
@MomOnFire: I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago.