@AComicTragedy: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him.
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@kathybotteas: Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like "That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."
@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@iwearaonesie: me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!