@AComicTragedy: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him.
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@pleatedjeans: Wife: did you know there's an "I hate Jeff" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president
@LOsepyan: Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?
@ShawtySouth: <--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store.
@Holy_Mowgli: INVENTOR: behold the umbrella! it protects only your head & chest from rain CEO: wow I: so fragile it cannot withstand any wind C: i love it