@AComicTragedy: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: u have 5 wishes ME: don't u mean 3 wishes? GENIE: usually but it seems like u have a lot of problems
@KattWillliams: Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month.
@pharmasean: Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat.
@ms_woodsy: Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends.