@AComicTragedy: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him.
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@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
@WilliamRodgers: They say all good things must come to an end... After 7 wonderful years of marriage... I walked in on my wife... Watching Twilight..
@Tmoney68: [Parker Brothers Meeting: 1903] Boss: We need a tedious game that will last for hours & tear families apart. And Monopoly was born.