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@ShaunRightNow: Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away.
Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50.

Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away. 
Later, I’m walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50.

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