@sofarrsogud: Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.
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@SortaBad: My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault
@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change
@jake_likes_naps: [at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*