@hellohappy_time: "Hope you don't mind, I just like to smoke a little after sex" I say tossing the entire body of a salmon over a charcoal pit
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@Reel2Dialog2: [Inventing octopus] God: 8 arms Angel: okayyyy G: with suckie things A: and- G: Mouth like a parrot, shoots ink A: wtf G: ...I ate mushrooms
@gm_cage: My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter.
@charliedelta7: If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first.