@TheBlessMess: Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.
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@NicestHippo: Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold
@SirEviscerate: [Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *
@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery* "Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?" I told you, that's not what— *i squint at him real hard but he's right*