@hippieswordfish: *hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn
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@TheAlexNevil: Can't wait to one day be a grandparent, to see my adorable grandson misbehave, then look at my son and say "Annoying, huh?"
@aka_fatman: Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*
@MoistPork: I just typed "relationship" and it came up "delusional" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart.