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@hippieswordfish: *hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn
@T_Bonezzz_: Waiter: What can I get for you?
Me: Steak, please.
W: How would you like that cooked?
M: By anyone other than my wife
@STOPFLEXIN: So we asked papa johns to write a joke on our pizza
@Lazer_Cat_: These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo'ing to do.
@librarianfonz: My job is like defeating a final boss in a video game: I spend hours doing it, and when I finally do, it doesn't matter to anyone else.
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.