@jwoodham: HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today.
ME: Whoa, it's like they know me.
@rodney_at_large: I saw your link on Facebook.
What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it.
@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@_Prozach74: Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed.
@MelvinofYork: Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head.
@GraceSpelman: This idea is the best gift I've ever given myself