@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
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@michelleisawolf: George Clooney has done so much for the world. All of it to try to get us to forget that he was a terrible Batman.
@Michael_Erhart: "I'd like to raise a toast." *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*
@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.
@squirrel74wkgn: One time an intruder broke into my house and got scared off by the old high school wrestling trophies I still have on display.