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@DirtMcTurd: [Hospital front desk]

"Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-"

*wife hits me*

"Baby delivery, I mean she's here to deliver a baby"

[Hospital front desk]

“Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-”

*wife hits me*

“Baby delivery, I mean she’s here to deliver a baby”

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