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@thepunningman: [hospital]
"I'm afraid it's bad news. Your husband will never walk again"
"Oh God, he's paralysed?"
"No, someone's bought him rollerblades"

[hospital]
“I’m afraid it’s bad news. Your husband will never walk again”
“Oh God, he’s paralysed?”
“No, someone’s bought him rollerblades”

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