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@Sickayduh: [hospital]
SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened?
DAD: The oying hit me
SON: What's an oying?
DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*

[hospital]
SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened?
DAD: The oying hit me
SON: What’s an oying?
DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*

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