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@Reverend_Scott: [hospital]
"The results are in. I'm afraid you have Bad Priorities Disease. You have 1 month to live."

But does my hair look good?

[hospital]
“The results are in. I’m afraid you have Bad Priorities Disease. You have 1 month to live.”

But does my hair look good?

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