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@Shock_Monster: Hostess: Table for one?

Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE?

Hostess: ...

Me: ...

Hostess: ...

Me: Yes, one please.

Hostess: Table for one?

Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE?

Hostess: …

Me: …

Hostess: …

Me: Yes, one please.

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