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@anagramps: *hot lady looks at me*
Me: Hi! Do I know you?
Lady: No I think I'm mistaken.
*awkward pause*
Me: So...is there a mister taken?
*hit by bus*

*hot lady looks at me*
Me: Hi! Do I know you?
Lady: No I think I’m mistaken.
*awkward pause*
Me: So…is there a mister taken?
*hit by bus*

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