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@daemonic3: "Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"
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@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk*
"Wait just one damn minute"
- How horchata was born
@jawbroken: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@kellyoxford: 7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
@SondraDeeMe: I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards.