@brianbowman73: HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
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@Plurmo: "What should we call the big finger?" "'Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one?" "PINKY!" "............."
@katy_fit: Remember kids, don't light your own fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all damn day do it.
@NotBachibawlz: I yelled at my wife "Your miniskirt is way too short!!" "Thats because its made for a woman" she replied "Now take it off & give it to me"
@RobElliottComic: Say "Literally" and "Legit" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit