@thepunningman: Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok.
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@TheMichaelRock: The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister.
@dorsalstream: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let he who is without stone come down to Steve's Stone Supply, Exit 13A off the NJ Turnpike.
@SteveKoehler22: Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments.