@dulcetry: Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!
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@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
@Phoebetate: To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
@HairyJew4Life: Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?
@GrantTanaka: As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself "What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"