@dulcetry: Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!
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@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@KimmyMonte: *judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*
@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.
@ManvAlcohol: What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.