@dulcetry: Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!
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@Discourt: Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch.
@ericsshadow: If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King.
@LaziestCanine: A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?