@Slave_4_U: Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning.
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@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@GabbbarSingh: The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
@Sarcasmo718: Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest.