@ToxicProbably: Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas
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@HotSnuff: Guy told me I have "Bambi eyes"...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother.
@Darlainky: I don't always make my order as complicated as possible, just when the server is showing off by not writing it down.
@djdarrellripley: The twin sisters that live next door to me, shower is broke so they're using mine. So, you know what that means... More hair in my drain.
@PaperWash: Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP