@Playing_Dad: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE.
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@SortaBad: We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ emoji
@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.
@Asbo_Unicorn: Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face