@dxblarssonENG: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY.
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@riesypiecey: Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
@AristotlesNZ: Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
@DomBorrett: Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco
@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.