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@dxblarssonENG: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY.
Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state.
Wife: No you don't the moon is full now.
Me: *Illinois noises*
@daemonic3: Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors.
@KrazykurtKurt: I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's
No one notices, I dont know why I bother.
@EwaSR: it's the silliest best thing
@DevilryFun: I'm so tired, I'm thinking of visiting my grandma just so I can take a swig outta her oxygen tank.