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@Bratch_Patch: "Friends are a dime a dozen." *pulls out a sack full of dimes* "Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."
@IchBin_Rob: [Arriving to cult meeting] Cult leader: Did you bring the sacrifice? Me, standing in a puddle of water: Shit...I thought you said sack of ice.