@Jagershot901: Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly.
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@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.
@anerdonfire2: I'm not surprised I woke up with a mannequin after too much to drink. I am surprised though that I used a condom
@KardashianReact: there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair