@pizzasauceboss: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ChaseMit: "We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
@BackrowSeats: Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".
@DurtMcHurtt: Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.